- Chances are you won't be able to find your favourite brand of biscuit/crisp/perfume
- And when you do find them you will have to pay a ridiculous amount to enjoy them
- Remember how everyone said they would stay in touch? Well forget that, it's all lies
- Unless they are drunk, then your Skype is awash with calls
- You WILL find 16 degrees cold and need a thick woolly jumper (Yeah I laughed too)
- Some days you will regret ever stepping foot on that plane
- And others you will plan on never going home, ever, ever, ever.