1. They weren't kidding when they said it's super amazingly achingly HOT.
2. The Australian's drive like EVERYWHERE...Probably because of exhibit A: It's too hot.
3. Even though the ozzie's call flip-flops 'Thongs', you will feel like a complete bellend saying it.
4. A bottle-o is a drive in beer shop. Who knew? Pull up, order, pay and they'll chuck it in your boot. What a country.
5. Then again, BOOZE IS RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE AND IT'S EASIER NOT TOO DRINK.
6. The ocean is surprisingly quite chilly for how face melting hot the country is.
7. Australians are very honest and pull no punches..Just the way I like it
8. Once you have seen the beaches you will never want to leave.