Monday, 15 December 2014

9 questions all 20 something girls dread

cast of friends

1. 'Oh you're single?' OR 'When are you getting married?'
How about keep your nose out bitch?
 
2. 'When are you going to start having kids?'
When hell freezes over.
 
3. 'How much money do you currently have in your bank account?'
Shhhhh it might hear you.
 
4. 'Do you want to look at the dessert menu?'
Does a bear shit in the woods?
 
5. 'Do you want to double up for a pound?'
Well as you offered....

6. 'What do you want to do with your life?'
I just want loads of cats, is that too much to ask?
 
7. 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?'
Please see answer for 6.
 
8. 'Are you sure you want to carry out this transaction?'
YES! STOP HARRASSING ME ABOUT MONEY YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER, GAWD!

9. 'OMG I love that skirt/necklace/eyeliner where did you get it?'
Okay does she really like it or am I being Regina George'd?
 
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